Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?