What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How does a taco bless the table?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?