What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Have their car mowed.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's the coldest vegetable?