What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the confused bee say?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?