What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?