What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why was the math book sad?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a smelly horse?