Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
He was always beating around the bush.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What bird is always sad?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?