What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
A black diamond.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?