What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
