How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
As mushroom as possible.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's black and white and red all over?