What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
A gold mine.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?