Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?