Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?