How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Roman numerals, IX.
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What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What type of bat doesn't fly?