What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
I'm not a bad putter.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?