What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?