Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do locomotives know where to go?