What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
A faux pa.
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Which family member has tusks?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are cars magic?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How does a pizza introduce itself?