What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
By hareplane.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a king's favorite weather?