What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What country has the most fish?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?