What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?