Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is the coolest country?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?