Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?