Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
The food was good, but there was no atmosphere.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?