What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Bridge.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?