Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?