What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?