What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What does a female lion call her mate?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Families are like fudge.