What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
Why do hogs play so much football?
How did the tree get lost?
How does a cow do math?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you call an exploding monkey?