What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
I'm stuck on you!
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?