Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?