What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
What table can you never sit at?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?