What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?