What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How do hurricanes see?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What animal always goes to heaven?