What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Self-rising flour.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?