Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
What animals love to close envelopes?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?