Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
To admire the paw-traits.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?