What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?