What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?