What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a henway?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?