What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?