Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?