What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Mummy's Day.
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call an angry monkey?