Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
At water parks.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
When do mice play every day?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?