What's a dad's favorite dessert?
POPsicles!
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?