What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Catculus.
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?