How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?