What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A power plant.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What day do hands always go to church?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?