What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
When do flowers get their workout in?