What's a pastor's favorite city?
Providence.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the friendliest pen?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?