What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How does a squid go into battle?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is summer always sad?
What color are all the books in the library?